LYRICS


GEORGE THE DOG
(written 2017/recorded 2017/remixed 2020)

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george the dog
is the lamest duck
yet is george
in outrageous luck
george the hog
tells his porky-pies
look at george
lucky devil‘s eyes

come on, george
c‘mon, we‘re getting much too late
you hang behind
you‘re wasting time, keep straight
once a truck
threatened to knock george down
while george did
scuff his feet and not look left or right
but then the truck
was steamrolled by a train
and since a living legend george has become

george the dog is a cat that has nine lives
george does not rush, thus george never arrives

george the dog
is the lamest duck
yet is george
in outrageous luck
george the hog
tells his porky-pies
look at george
lucky devil‘s eyes

come on, george
c‘mon, you‘re such a pack of lies
you‘re merely self-serving
and sly likewise
once a turtle walked along the beach
whetting our george‘s appetite for turtle soup
dressed george invites the prey to take a bath
until wholesomely cooked by george the turtle was

george the dog is a wolf with greedy eyes
george is caught up in a building of lies

george the frog
a disguised tadpole
george the mole
turns out as a clog
george the fox
screwed the starry-eyed geese
george says cheese
while he‘s on the rocks

george the dog
is the lamest duck
yet is george
in outrageous luck
george the hog
tells his porky-pies
look at george
lucky devil‘s eyes

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